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   9 lame=lame+1
   4 lame=lame+2
   2 lame=lame+5
   2 lame=lame+3
   1 opyright 1997":
   1 m$="warez"
   1 Your answers are so stupid... arn't you sOFTsTAR, by the way?G(
   1 You are weird man. That's it. But answer is right!
   1 What an excellent answer! You're genius.H2
   1 Very clever answer... but WRONG!B(
   1 THiS LiNE jUsT bCuZ i LoVE Roland TB 303 & ACiD veeerrrry much!!!
   1 H$="You are weird man. That's it. But answer is right!"
   1 G$="What an excellent answer! You're genius."
   1 F$="Your answers are so stupid... arn't you sOFTsTAR, by the way?"
   1 Eat more fruits, dude!F=
   1 E$="Eat more fruits, dude!"
   1 Don't forget to register !!!D2
   1 D$="Argh... you call this stuff in your head ~brains~?"
   1 C$="Don't forget to register !!!"
   1 B$="Ah, i thought, that you arn't so lame..."
   1 Argh... you call this stuff in your head ~brains~?E
   1 Ah, i thought, that you arn't so lame...C
   1 A$="Very clever answer... but WRONG!"
   1 ;"You, dirty cracker & thief!!! Tried to fool me, eh??":
   1 ;"This program registred to :";n$
   1 ;"Registred to: ";n$:
   1 ;"Phantasy Creative Group Software"
   1 ;"PHANTASY":
   1 ;"4-Start testing"
   1 ;"3-Help about program";
   1 ;"2-Register your copy";
   1 ;"1-Registration info";
   1 ;" This program is shareware, you     must register it, this is           evolution copy!"
   1 ;" Code, idea, design, gfx, sound        by Raver/Phantasy"
   1 "Your rank is: "
   1 "You have already registred copy, Mr. ";n$;" !!!":
   1 "You arn't anything special, you belong to the main category of lamers, not worst actually, you may try to become a both smaller or bigger lamer.":
   1 "You are one of these clever-lamers, who often is progressing and later becomes non-lamers. That's nice, it's useless for you to try to learn more lameness,so try to get into higher category!":
   1 "You are big lamer, not ELiTE, but important too. You suck hardly, that's true. If you will try, you are able to become a super-lamer!":
   1 "Whole program done by Raver/PHT, many thanx go to Hazard/PHT, all members of Cosmos Designs, all members of Blackmail, Dave & the rest for ideas and inspiration. I hope you will have as much fun as i did when made this piece of shit... ;-)"
   1 "Which one rulez?"
   1 "What the fuck is Ogre city?"
   1 "What can i say - you are rare exception, you arn't lamer! You have your weak points as all ppl does, but don't worry, you are in almost higher category, try to complete this test once more and see if there is a progress!":
   1 "This cool program will show what kind of lamer you are. Very useful, especially if you are new to scene, this is the way to find out your skills.":
   1 "These are 64 bit machines..."
   1 "The test is completed. You earned total of ";lame;" points.":
   1 "Techno music is..."
   1 "Speccy isn't used in:"
   1 "Something more harder is coming.":
   1 "Something geographical...":
   1 "Selfish, but who cares?":
   1 "Please send me 303 US$ (otherwise known as bucks) and i will send you registration code, i think it's not much as lot of work i put here in. Well, send as many as you can ($1 is ok). Address is: [email protected]"
   1 "Please enter your name and registration code!":
   1 "Operation completed succesfully!":
   1 "Name: ";n$,"Code: ";m$
   1 "Lirics...":
   1 "Let's start with *VERY* simple question...":
   1 "I'm sure, nobody can beat you in lameness, you are ELiTE lamer, be happy! Contact me immediately, i will sign you in hall of lame.":
   1 "I think, PHANTASY is..."
   1 "From the chapter ~sux~ and ~rulez~":
   1 "Are you a lamer?"
   1 "Again, geography ;-)":
   1 "Acid jesus,you are good enough to join mighty force of PHANTASY!! Send an email now and we'll see... Nowhere to progress!":
   1 "6-Nothing but everything"
   1 "6-Exit to DOS"
   1 "6-Dunno, lemme pass!"
   1 "6-Don't exist..."
   1 "6-Atari Jaguar crap console"
   1 "6-AMiGA & Silicon Graphics"
   1 "5-iNTEL OUtSiDe":
   1 "5-Something like ~imagination~...":
   1 "5-Scooter !!!":
   1 "5-I'm ELiTE only, so there!":
   1 "5-Capital of Earth":
   1 "5-Canada (Hi Henning!)":
   1 "5-Atari ST and Atari 65XE":
   1 "4-speccy 16kb (sounds familiar!)":
   1 "4-UK (ultra-kondom??)":
   1 "4-Not me, but YOU are!!":
   1 "4-ELiTE! The best! (you know what to select)":
   1 "4-Crap... I like DJ Bobo!":
   1 "4-Commodore 64 home computer":
   1 "4-City in South Africa":
   1 "3-PC pentium 200Mhz, 32MB RAM, 1.6Gb HDD, Trident 2MB SVGA, Gravis Ultrasound, modem ZyxEl 28k bla bla bla":
   1 "3-Music in Amiga demos":
   1 "3-Latvia (almost right...)":
   1 "3-Cracking crew (pirates-villains)":
   1 "3-Commodore 64 (erm)":
   1 "3-City full of ogres, lamerz & satanas":
   1 "3-Actually, a tiny lamer, i'm progressing!":
   1 "2-Some kind of electronic music":
   1 "2-Sinclair ZX Spectrum":
   1 "2-Russia (choose this)":
   1 "2-Not exactly...":
   1 "2-International creative group":
   1 "2-I wanna register my copy!":
   1 "2-Commodore Amiga 4000/060 (i wish it had)":
   1 "1-YEAH!!!":
   1 "1-Rave,jungle and DJs":
   1 "1-Israel":
   1 "1-Dandy (aka chinese paradise)":
   1 "1-Commodore Amiga 500+ (holy shit)":
   1 "1-City in Latvia":
   1 "1-A bunch of lamerz (ERM)":
   1 "*Usuall lamer":
   1 "*Tiny lamer":
   1 "*SUPER-LAMER!!!":
   1 "*Non-lamer":
   1 "*Kewl guy!":
   1 "*Hi-Lamer":
   1  "  TEST4LAMERZ v0.1 by ";